Penguins Pt. 1

What a weekend. I hope everyone else’s was awesome. Mine could have gone worse. Do you believe me? Yeah. Me either. At least I’m not alone in this. I’ll start with Friday, before the sun went down. There was a penguin. In a box. In my room. And said penguin used to be my pervy... Continue Reading →

The Epic Bad Day

I will not panic! I won’t. I refuse. Okay. So maybe I’m panicking just a little. So, yeah, I have this teacher. Mr. Marco. He’s above and beyond a jerk. Like, really, just a terrible person. He used to take great pleasure standing me in front of the class making fun of me, not just... Continue Reading →

Werewolves In The Park

I hate her. Meg, of course. She took that picture. I've cropped it to look less like I'm trying to be sexy. But it's here for context. I mean, I’m trying to be nice to her, for Tai’s sake. But today. If I thought she was going to try and make friends with me, I... Continue Reading →

Diary of a (Non) Princess

K, so, look. I've never kept a diary before, never mind a blog, but, sometimes, a girl just needs a way to deal. Especially if that girl is me with a whole lot of problems to deal with. I'm not saying I'm special, really. That's the problem. I don't think I'm that special. I mean,... Continue Reading →

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